You don’t need to.

The hotel stayed at a hotel one night, and the bill was 800 yuan, and she complained too much.. The manager said that this is the standard fee, the hotel swimming pool, gym and wifi. The beauty said she did not use, the manager said the hotel has to provide, is her own.Female guests open briefcase pay the bill, but…

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Greedy woman

Male: 5?Woman: I’m not that kind of person.Male: 50?Woman: when you were me.Male: 500?W: I’m your man tonight..Male: 5000?Woman: don’t treat me tonight.Male: 50000?Woman: no matter how many people you come to.Male: 500000?Woman: whether it comes or not!

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Uncomfortable

A man and a woman just know soon, or friend relationship, there is a shopping female with a pocket, just in the position of the lower abdomen, bobbing to walk, the man said: & ldquo; you put the bag is put in the middle of the walk is not uncomfortable?? ”Woman back to ask: “ this problem with you? Do…

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Only one, I do not know the other

There’s a man died, to hell, it’s hot inside..But he saw hell there is a very beautiful woman, side also lay a good bottle of wine, he turned to the kid said: & ldquo; original hell so beautiful and wine, and beauty. ”Kid: “ you can not see the wood for the tress. There is a hole in the bottom…

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Understand the wrong

A director after received bribes entertainment, let the driver to send money home, told the secret.The driver puts the money in his pocket..To the Secretary’s home he asked: “ the home? ”Mrs. &ldquo: no! ”The driver says: “ that’s good.! &rdquo said, take off pants.Mrs. &ldquo said: your bureau;? Don’t make a mess! ”The driver said: &ldquo, I give money!…

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Too like

Wife is the twin, careful years results today is the sister-in-law to kiss, and that is when the father-in-law, father-in-law ridicule said size sweep the deck, so much like.

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The place where a child is born

One day, a Japanese people in the hospital to see beautiful miss nurse, so he walked to the nurse, said to the nurse: you put the skirt on the point I give you fifty.The nurse looks up to say with smile: you give me two hundred I let you see a child of the place.The Japanese took out the money…

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Metamorphosis

One day, my sister went to her brother’s room..Sister: “ brother, take my pajamas off, OK? ” brother did it..The little sister says, “&ldquo. Take off my bra.”! &rdquo also made by brother.Sister: “ finally take my underwear off.! &rdquo, the elder brother finished, the sister picked up the clothes, said: “ don’t wear my clothes again later! Abnormal!!!

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A blind date

Blind date, with a mm in the teahouse sit. After understanding both the work, education, family, hobbies, conversation into a difficult situation, so began to tear some social topics.I: how do you think about the housing market?Mm (stunned, and then bowed down for a while): or … or don’t too often … …

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Topic of conversation

A lonely man went into the bar, without talking to his boss, &ldquo,, &hellip, &hellip, ”The boss quickly stopped saying: “ don’t talk about this, who can not talk about political topics in my bar, too boring. ”The man changed the subject, and said: &ldquo, I heard Paul II … … ”The result was interrupted again: &ldquo. Don’t talk about…

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