Dad is really nice to me.

        I am single man a name, background, today morning suddenly a strange phone call, before I open my mouth, across a sentence, son, this is I in the street to looking for your girl, telephone remember to save, then ask, original dad street see a beautiful woman approached and tell people that the phone I didn’t…

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If there are cards, I also use the card?

        CCB card is lost, go to the bank card today. Now Changchun must be the bank to do business credit card number. To the bank,The staff, asked " for what business? "I said " "He said " please swipe the number "I said " "He said " please swipe the number "If I have a card,…

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You’re using my money to raise your wife!

        There is a beggar outside the house, every week, Wang will give him 10 dollars, and then he gave a week to 5 of the money, the beggar asked: “why?” Wang said I got married last week, after a heavy burden, and can not give you more. The beggar was furious: “you’re raising your wife with…

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Let’s get a magic trick.

        Yesterday I went to the bath bath and cousin,After washing to the two floor of the entertainment center, a lady came up and asked to serve it?I sensitive asked: “what are the services ah!”Miss said: “I will”.The side of my cousin said: “that’s a magic bar!

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How to do, how to do?

        I have two days to pull the stomach, today to take a bath.To the public baths just undressed, unexpectedly struck Xiang yi. How to do, how to do?Is in want to wear clothes to pull or endure washing.Just as I do, my heart suddenly struggle, a loud fart with Xiang under the watchful eyes of the…

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Lens under the United States [1P]

        The wee hours of the morning, two San Diego police police just finish together time consuming more than a dozen hours of violence security cases, continuous work leave them tired, a policeman observed tired to kneel on the ground, another is with hand stroking his forehead, the picture in a warm and moving, shake the soul….

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In the middle of the gun’s hand [1P]

        You tube I borrow ten dollars said tomorrow also I, the next day you don’t mention this crop the, a year after I tube you want, you say: Hi, this person is really stingy, not ten dollars?, it can calculate, then with others also say that, plus a sentence: I recognize the money, do not recognize…

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A funny story

        Five years ago, we are still is a high school student, she was a good student achievement is outstanding, and I mediocre, and we are in love, after the college entrance examination, she was admitted to the local well-known university, I can only go to work to maintain life, she said we don’t fit, I can…

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